So I haven’t had much to say in the Shadow Priest area this week. See, D got it in his head that if I respecced holy, I’d be able to heal a heroic. *snort* Turns out, no, I can’t. No, I didn’t really try, but even specced holy and in my tragically underwhelming healy gear, Be Imba had me at under 100 for PvE. I couldn’t get my +heals over 1k, and yeah, while I could have dropped some gold on enchanting her stuff, I didn’t want to pull an Obama, you know?*
Now here I am, running around Sunwell Plateau, attempting dailies. I’m still not Exalted there on Prin, you see. Okay, the coast. I pull a Myrmidon, he badly wounds me. A Siren spawns right on top of me and I’m dead.
Moving on to the demons. Oh, awesome, someone has just killed the big guy. I run over there to plant my flag in its back, and apparently stabbed myself in the foot with it because I’m suddenly at like, 20% health. I’m not even in combat!
I resolve to L2Smite. Geez this feels so alien to me…
Bombing run? Oh, yeah! I can’t possibly get hurt doing this. HA. You forgot about the Reservists at the landing dock, didn’t you? Yeah, I did. /sigh
Bloodberry bush! Aha! GAH! Since when do these things have THORNS!?
Donate gold to the cause? Sure, why not? It’s not like I’m going to have a 400g repair bill, or anything. Anchorite Ayuri’s Rough Cuticle hits Principessa for 7,000 critical. Principessa dies.
I’m totally going to go re-spec back to Shadow. I don’t know how you holier-than-me people get anything done in this game. *grumble*
*PLEASE do not take this comment as an open invitation to get all political here. I’m just trying to be topical, I’m not trying to ruin my rep as the founding member of the Apathetic party.